Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Do you believe in magic?

The other day, I posted a picture of Charlton Heston on this blog. The very next day, he met his maker.
Here's a picture of Olmert and Bush. Just for the heck of it.
And, on behalf of the Robots (ARE THESE PEOPLE NUTS?) Blogger apologises for taking time to check out if the blog they host is spam. Included find the actual translation of their message)

Your blog is locked (We are censoring your content because we can).
Blogger's spam-prevention robots (Zionist censors who are afraid to admit responsibility for being totalitarian) have detected that your blog has characteristics of a spam blog. (We act like we are responsible when there are 20 million real spam blogs, we selected you because we don't like your politics and this is a way to do it that makes us look good) (What's a spam blog?) (A spam blog is a way that our Provider looks like it has billions of clients exercising their right to free speech, giving Blogger the top cachet in users, but we have to look serious to other providers, otherwise some might catch on). Since you're an actual person reading this, your blog is probably not a spam blog. (We are covering our ass here and trying to look hip too by acting like we are doing something correct, so let's hope you're too busy to bother to a letter that looks like a spam letter, because it basically is). Automated spam detection is inherently fuzzy, and we sincerely apologize for this false positive. (We couldn't think of a more legit way to look like censors, so drink this one up, because you get what you pay for, and remember, we are a free service. Vooden! Get over it you stupid nebbish).
We received your unlock request on April 3, 2008. On behalf of the robots, we apologize for locking your non-spam blog. (We are hiding behind machines... pointing the finger at technology always works, can't live with or without it, can you?) Please be patient while we take a look at your blog and verify that it is not spam. (Soon enough, your readers will stop looking for updates, and our goal of silencing you and blaming the robots will have succeeded! Have a nice day!)
Find out more about how Blogger is fighting spam blogs.

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